Tiger credits Tom Cruise and Scientology for his incredible, come from behind (twice), double play-off US Open win against the lovable underdog, Rocco Mediate. Yes. It's true. Tiger has been secretly studying and training at a Scientology school in California. Tiger turned to Scientology to alleviate the incredible pain that comes with being so fabulously rich. Scientology has solved this problem.
Here's the rub. At a Scientology (Celebrity) family picnic, Tiger trashed his knee in a disastrous accident during a three-legged race with partner Tom Cruise. The pair violently collided into the heftier John Travolta and Kristie Alley. With a torn ACL, Tiger and Tom still got up and won the race. Incredible.
Mark Sharpe
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